{"id":46092,"date":"2019-09-30T09:00:23","date_gmt":"2019-09-30T13:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/?p=46092"},"modified":"2022-02-08T20:34:12","modified_gmt":"2022-02-09T01:34:12","slug":"blog-tour-with-arc-review-and-excerpt-perfectly-adequate-by-jewel-e-ann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/?p=46092","title":{"rendered":"Blog Tour with ARC Review and Excerpt: Perfectly Adequate by Jewel E. Ann"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Perfectly Adequate, an all-new must-read romantic comedy from Jewel E. Ann, is LIVE!<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"46480\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/?attachment_id=46480\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?fit=1705%2C630&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1705,630\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1458832179&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Perfectly Adequate &amp;#8211; BT banner\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?fit=150%2C55&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-46480 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?resize=640%2C236&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?w=1705&amp;ssl=1 1705w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?resize=100%2C37&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?resize=150%2C55&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?resize=600%2C222&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?resize=650%2C240&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-Adequate-BT-banner.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Perfectly Adequate<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>by Jewel E. Ann\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Released &#8211; 29 September 2019<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Buy it today!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Perfectly-Adequate-Jewel-Ann-ebook\/dp\/B07YJ7LFTR\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?keywords=perfectly+adequate+jewel&amp;qid=1569808388&amp;s=digital-text&amp;sr=1-1&amp;linkCode=sl1&amp;tag=theescboobl04-20&amp;linkId=ebb1ca7f658fa610ab94a5823970c22e&amp;language=en_US\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amazon US<\/a> \u00a0| \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mybook.to\/PerfectlyAdequate\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amazon Worldwide<\/a> \u00a0| \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1733778659\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?pf_rd_p=183f5289-9dc0-416f-942e-e8f213ef368b&amp;pf_rd_r=VRZKCNGT9N0E7GKM1M67&amp;linkCode=sl1&amp;tag=theescboobl04-20&amp;linkId=5541bbb4ad2ef82c7b8a27dff96592e6&amp;language=en_US\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Paperback<\/a><br \/>\n*FREE in Kindle Unlimited*<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"46470\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/?attachment_id=46470\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?fit=1200%2C628&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,628\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1566220998&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Perfectly adequate &amp;#8211; AN\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?fit=150%2C79&amp;ssl=1\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-46470 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?resize=640%2C335&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?resize=100%2C52&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?resize=150%2C79&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?resize=600%2C314&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Perfectly-adequate-AN.jpg?resize=650%2C340&amp;ssl=1 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><!--Yasr Overall Rating Shortcode--><div class=\"yasr-overall-rating\"><div class=' yasr-rater-stars'\r\n                           id='yasr-overall-rating-rater-3650926ae4c79'\r\n                           data-rating='5'\r\n                           data-rater-starsize='32'>\r\n                       <\/div><\/div><!--End Yasr Overall Rating Shortcode--><\/h4>\n<hr \/>\n<h4><strong>Blurb <\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dr. Elijah Hawkins needs \u2026 something.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After his wife jumps headfirst into a midlife crisis, he\u2019s left with his young son, Roman, and a lot of unanswered questions.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That something turns out to be a someone\u2014Dorothy Mayhem, nursing student, patient transporter, reckless driver, and emu owner.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dorothy studies humans, the neurotypical kind, through books and television. Then she emulates their behavioral patterns to fit in with her peers.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But nothing can prepare her for Dr. Elijah Hawkins.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Single dad.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brilliant pediatric oncologist.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And the sexiest doctor at the hospital.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When his failed attempts at asking her out turn into a string of playdates with his son, Dorothy finds herself unexpectedly enamored with the boy and his father.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And that\u2019s a problem, a huge one, because Elijah\u2019s ex-wife is a famous plastic surgeon\u2014and Dorothy\u2019s idol.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Perfectly Adequate is a beautiful, hilarious, and heart-felt journey along the \u201chuman\u201d spectrum.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Find\u00a0<em>Perfectly Adequate\u00a0<\/em>on <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2OWq81s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">GOODREADS<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4><strong>Review<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><strong>5 \u201cYou are the universe\u201d stars!<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cYou can\u2019t choose me,\u201d I say as soon as the kiss ends&#8230;<br \/>\n\u201cI won\u2019t. I\u2019ll wait for you to choose me.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Perfectly Adequate\u00a0<\/em>is freaking adorable and so much fun. It&#8217;s more than just laughs though, and the feels are deep and the love is real. I easily found myself invested in this story and the lives of these characters, and I could not put this book down.<\/p>\n<p>Eli Hawkins thought his future was set. He married his high school sweetheart, became a pediatric oncologist, and had a wonderful little boy. Then his wife walked out the door, tore his world apart, and made everything all wrong. Now he is only a part-time father and he is single for the first time since falling in love twenty years ago. Everyone thinks he should start dating but he isn\u2019t ready to let his wife go.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>There\u2019s no switch to turn off my love for her, all those years of marriage, college, careers, a child\u00a0\u2026 I wonder if I\u2019ll ever find a switch, or if I\u2019ll simply have to find a brighter light.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>When Dorothy, a nursing student who works at the same hospital as Eli, catches his eye, his world shifts in a way he didn\u2019t know was possible. There is something about her that intrigues him and he can\u2019t stop thinking about her.<\/p>\n<p>Eli is so out of his so out of his element when it comes to dating. He literally hasn\u2019t had to date someone new in two decades. I felt his insecurities and his doubts. I felt his heartache and loneliness. Being with Eli as he fumbles through asking Dorothy out is entertaining because she is unlike anyone he has ever met. I loved that it takes him back to his teenage years with the butterflies you get when you have a crush and the tingles that spark just with a glance.<\/p>\n<p>Eli and Dorothy have an interesting relationship and it is far from conventional. The way he gets to know her is hilarious and I loved seeing her with his son, Roman. There is a learning curve when it comes to understanding Dorothy and even though he was at a loss for words so many times, he doesn\u2019t let the challenges stop him from getting to know her. I loved that he tries to see the positives in the situations and he accepts everything that makes Dorothy who she is.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>As much as I want to believe I know Dorothy Mayhem, I\u2019ve only caught tiny glimpses of her. Each one so luminous, I know she\u2019s too bright for anyone to ever truly see all of her.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Eli loves hard, he loves unconditionally, and it is impossible not to fall for him. He is so good and he puts his heart in everything he does. I wanted him to be happy and I knew Dorothy could be the one to put him back together by just being herself. She lightens his days and finds joy in the little things while teaching him so much, and I felt him start to heal.<\/p>\n<p>Dorothy is a complicated character and I liked getting into her head. She is quirky and awkward and so endearing. She has Asperger\u2019s and even though she knows she is different, she is exactly who she is supposed to be. She made me think outside the box and my heart went out to her with every challenge she encounters. She is brutally honest and isn\u2019t afraid to be herself, and I loved her for that.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cI don\u2019t mind being me. No one can do it better.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dating isn\u2019t easy when Eli and Dorothy think so differently but they take a chance and accept each other unconditionally even when it\u2019s difficult. Their journey is a fun one but it\u2019s not without several bumps along the way, and it\u2019s sad and frustrating at times. The feels are complicated and the love is not black and white. It&#8217;s far from easy and I felt the conflict. I wanted to scream and cry when things didn\u2019t go my way, and though I understood the decisions, I didn\u2019t want to accept them and my heart broke.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, every difficult, painful moment is worth it because the love and laughs are real, and Eli and Dorothy prove that they are meant to be. The epilogue filled my heart with so much joy and it delivered a better happily-ever-after than I could have imagined!<\/p>\n<p>I have to add that the secondary characters are wonderful. I appreciated both sets of parents and I could feel their love. They raised wonderful children and it warmed my heart that they were always there for them. I didn\u2019t want to like Eli\u2019s ex, Julie, but I actually hurt for her too. She made me think about things differently. She wasn\u2019t the villain I expected her to be and I liked how her part unfolded. I love kids in books so Roman was a treat. He instantly put a smile on my face and I couldn\u2019t help but adore him!<\/p>\n<p>Overall, &lt;i&gt;Perfectly Adequate&lt;\/i&gt; is new favorite and it solidifies my decision to keep Jewel E. Ann on my auto-buy list!<\/p>\n<p><em>*ARC generously provided by the author and\u00a0Social\u00a0Butterfly PR in\u00a0exchange\u00a0for an honest review*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4><strong>Excerpt<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>\u201cYou can call me Eli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She swallows hard. \u201cI don\u2019t actually think I can.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy not?\u201d I force my gaze away from her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>The second our eyes meet, she averts her attention to her feet. \u201cBecause you\u2019re half of the Hathaway-Hawkins duo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This is a new one to me. \u201cI\u2019m divorced.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know. I \u2026\u201d She makes an attempt to look at me, but her attention shifts to my temple then maybe my ear. \u201cI mean you\u2019re a brilliant doctor, and Dr. Hathaway is too\u2014so brilliant. God, she\u2019s just phenomenal. Like there are no words. But still \u2026 you change the lives of young children. You save them. You\u2019re what every young person entering the medical field can only dream of becoming. You\u2019ve earned the title. I can\u2019t call you by your name. It\u2019s too personal. I don\u2019t know \u2026 almost intimate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She has Julie on a really high pedestal. Me? Down a few pegs. Sounds about right for my life at the moment. It\u2019s not that Julie doesn\u2019t deserve to be on the pedestal. No matter how much I hate her, I still love her. And her skills as a pediatric plastic surgeon are unmatched. She deserves Dorothy\u2019s admiration.<\/p>\n<p>But I don\u2019t want to talk about medicine, accolades, and saving lives. I know \u2026 I know \u2026 how terrible of me. Sorry, but I need something for myself. Something personal and maybe a little selfish.<\/p>\n<p>Definitely intimate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t need a babysitter for Roman.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She jerks her head back, giving me her full attention, eyes squinted, gaze locked to mine. \u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I trap my top lip between my teeth, drowning in coconuts as my heart races, sending ample blood to all regions of my body. God \u2026 I just want\u2014need\u2014to kiss her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh jeez \u2026\u201d She shakes her head, closing her eyes for a breath. \u201cYou invited me to dinner to \u2026 flirt.\u201d Her eyes open to their widest point.<\/p>\n<p>A tiny laugh escapes me. I can\u2019t help it. Everything about this woman feels like a rebirth. \u201cI invited you to dinner because Roman really likes you. And I just can\u2019t thank you enough for all that you\u2019ve done for him. You\u2019re so generous.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gah! I suck at this!<\/p>\n<p>What is my problem? Yes. The answer is yes!\u00a0<em>Yes, Dorothy, I invited you over to flirt, maybe even kiss. And other things \u2026\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh.\u201d She takes a step backward, stumbling a bit as the front door catches her, and more embarrassment tints her cheeks. \u201cWell, now I feel stupid. Yes, of course you invited me here because Roman likes me. Duh. Now I just look like an idiot for assuming you wanted to flirt with me. And really, no need to thank me. My generosity is selfish. It makes me feel good to do nice things. That\u2019s all. And really, you\u2019ve bought me coffee and made me dinner again. It\u2019s like I should be thanking you again. But that\u2019s probably weird. So \u2026 I\u2019ll just go now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Really,\u00a0<em>really<\/em>weird shit goes through my mind as she fidgets. Dr. Hawkins is nowhere to be found. Neither is Roman\u2019s dad. Raging-puberty-hormones Eli Hawkins invades my head\u2014both of them really. And I just want to kiss Dorothy. That\u2019s the PG version of my thoughts. Most of them are R-rated. Worse than the R-rating.\u00a0<em>All<\/em>I can think about are the ways Dorothy and I can be generous with each other, leading to never-ending thank-you\u2019s that don&#8217;t involve stationary, replacement scrubs, superhero capes, pasta dinners, lunch boxes \u2026 or clothing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShould we call it even? No more thank-you\u2019s,\u201d I suggest.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay.\u201d She lifts her gaze, eyes going a little cross-eyed like her focus is centered on the bridge of my nose.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay.\u201d I release a slow breath, but it does very little to relax\u00a0<em>all<\/em>of my body. \u201cCan I ask your age?\u201d I\u2019m not sure why I\u2019ve been so chicken about asking her age. I think it worries me that she\u2019s too young, and I\u2019ll feel like a dirty old man having really inappropriate thoughts about her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m thirty. Why?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou just look young.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wear massive amounts of sunscreen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nod slowly.<\/p>\n<p><em>Just kiss her, you big chicken!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What if she doesn\u2019t want to be kissed by me? Or flirt with me? I internally laugh at the memory of her comment and at myself for being just as awkward. Why does something so simple have to be so complicated?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have a forty-five-minute drive home.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And school the next day. Where is my head?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, that\u2019s right \u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course. I\u2019m sorry. I lost track of time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay.\u201d She smiles.<\/p>\n<p>I love her okay\u2019s. They feel like more than the average okay.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll walk you out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave you not closed all of your rings?\u201d She holds up her wrist, signaling to her watch.<\/p>\n<p>I chuckle. \u201cAll rings were closed hours ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe could track each other. Share our rings. Did you know that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Rings. Kisses. Trips to the on-call room for sex<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>For the love of God \u2026 get your shit together, Elijah!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u201cNever mind. That\u2019s weird.\u201d She shakes her head, rolling her eyes at herself just before opening the door and scurrying ten steps ahead of me. Her pace gains momentum with the hill of my driveway.<\/p>\n<p>My long strides catch up to her at the bottom of it. She looks both ways and bolts across the street to her car, clicks the locks, and opens her door.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGoodnight!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDorothy Mayhem \u2026 you\u2019re killing me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She turns just before ducking into the driver\u2019s seat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Resting my hands on my hips, I drop my chin in defeat and stare at my untied gray canvas shoes. \u201cWhat if I did ask you to dinner tonight to \u2026 flirt?\u201d I glance up, digging my teeth into my bottom lip on a slight cringe.<\/p>\n<p>Her body remains stoic as her eyes shift from side to side, like she\u2019s been caught on a hidden camera. \u201cWell \u2026 then I wore the wrong outfit.\u201d She refuses to look me in the eye.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think you look amazing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes. But this is a playdate outfit. Maybe even one I\u2019d wear to apply for a babysitter position. It\u2019s fun, but wholesome. Practical and safe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I just want to spend one day in her head. Everything about her fascinates the hell out of me. The curiosity gives me such a high.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTell me about your flirting outfit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell \u2026\u201d She clears her throat, keeping her focus on the big hill leading out of my development. And of course \u2026 her cheeks are perfectly flushed as she talks to the wind. \u201cSince Romeo was involved, I would have chosen my red dress with white stripes. It hits just below my knees, but it\u2019s strapless. And I would have worn my blue cardigan with it and matching blue wedge sandals with straps that tie around my ankles. Flirty \u2026 but appropriate for young eyes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd if Roman wouldn\u2019t have been here tonight?\u201d\u00a0 I stare at the side of her head, wondering if she\u2019ll look at me again before driving home.<\/p>\n<p>She narrows her eyes. \u201cI would have taken off the cardigan after you invited me into your house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The picture she paints in my head does all kinds of wicked things to me. Why imagining her in a striped strapless dress has such a physical effect on me is a mystery. It\u2019s not like she suggested showing up wearing nothing but high heels and a trench coat. Dorothy Mayhem possesses her own brand of seduction, and I\u2019m completely entangled in every part of it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd in this scenario, would you have kissed me after I walked you to your car?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She turns\u00a0<em>completely\u00a0<\/em>red. I feel certain even her toes hidden in those blue shoes have to be red. \u201cYou\u2019re making fun of me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her comment knocks me back a good ten steps, even if my body remains right next to her. Why would she say that?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>About the Author<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jewel is a free-spirited romance junkie with a quirky sense of humor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With 10 years of flossing lectures under her belt, she took early retirement from her dental hygiene career to stay home with her three awesome boys and manage the family business.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After her best friend of nearly 30 years suggested a few books from the Contemporary Romance genre, Jewel was hooked. Devouring two and three books a week but still craving more, she decided to practice sustainable reading, AKA writing.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When she\u2019s not donning her cape and saving the planet one tree at a time, she enjoys yoga with friends, good food with family, rock climbing with her kids, watching How I Met Your Mother reruns, and of course\u2026heart-wrenching, tear-jerking, panty-scorching novels.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Stay up to date with Jewel by joining her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeweleann.com\/free-booksubscribe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MAILING LIST<\/a>!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/authorjeweleann\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">FACEBOOK<\/a> \u00a0| \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JewelE_Ann\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">TWITTER<\/a> \u00a0| \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/authorjeweleann\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">INSTAGRAM<\/a> \u00a0| \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bookbub.com\/authors\/jewel-e-ann\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">BOOKBUB<\/a> \u00a0| \u00a0<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeweleann.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>WEBSITE<\/strong><\/a><\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Check out our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.escapistbookblog.com\/?page_id=50368\">Jewel E. 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