Release Blitz, Excerpt & ARC Review: Thoroughly Whipped by Tillie Cole

Thoroughly Whipped

by Tillie Cole

 

A Romantic Comedy – Released 9 June 2020

 

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Blurb

I, Faith Parisi, love my life. I have the best job—resident sex-advice diva for Visage magazine—I have the best friends, and I live in the best city in the world. Things are pretty damn fabulous. That is, until Henry “Harry” Sinclair III comes crashing back into my world like a bad case of herpes.

I hate the way Harry’s lip curls in contempt whenever he sees me. I hate his bright blue eyes and those inexplicably offensive dimples. I hate his stuffy English accent and the stick that’s permanently jammed up his aristocratic ass. More than anything, I hate that he’s now my boss.

But my professional prospects start to look up when a chance at writing Visage’s big summer feature falls into my lap. Success won’t be easy. I’ll need to let go of all my inhibitions—not that I have that many of those—and jump, stiletto heels first, into a hedonistic new world. An exclusive, secretive world, filled with leather, latex, and Manhattan’s elite.

Pulling this off will take every ounce of daring I have, and every ounce of focus. I can’t afford to get distracted by anything, least of all my new boss, his arrogant mouth, or the way the ice between us seems to be slowly melting away…

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Review

4 stars!

Thoroughly Whipped is an entertaining enemies-to-lovers romance that is so fun, so hot, and so good! It’s totally not what I expected and it took me on a wild ride of humor, heat, and heart.

Faith is a columnist at Visage Magazine answering sex questions and it is hilarious. Her dream is to write a feature story for the magazine so she constantly looks for stories that she could use to show off her talent as a writer. She is sweet, sexy, sassy, and so clumsy! She has no filter, saying whatever pops into her head and she is a hoot!

Harry is the complete opposite. He is serious and put together, and never seems to smile. He’s the new CEO of Visage and comes across cold, arrogant, and unhappy that Faith is an employee. Faith isn’t exactly thrilled he is there either because the first time they met, they rubbed each other the wrong way and quickly became enemies.

Harry is Faith’s boss now and things are just as hostile as they were years earlier, however, Faith is determined to stay away from him while giving her job her all. When she is invited to the secret elite sex club known as NOX she knows it could be the feature story she’s been looking for. Suddenly, she is thrown into the world of sex and hell bent on experiencing everything to write the best story she can.

The sex club scenes begin with some funny moments but quickly turn smoking hot. It sure was an eye opener for Faith and I loved that she wasn’t scared to try new things. It’s a big part of the story and I enjoyed the time she spent at NOX but I loved the scenes with Harry even more.

I adored Faith and Harry and I love the way their story unfolds. From enemies-to-lovers, these two must deal with their attraction and they are on fire. The sexual tension crackled around them until they combust. They are so good together. They either light the pages on fire or nearly die from laughter. There are so many moments where Faith is downright funny and Harry loves it. Her comments, actions, and accidents are so entertaining and I loved that Harry got a kick out of them too.

He really brings out the swoon and adores Faith when they finally get to know each other. He accepts her for who she is, especially for her quirks, loud mouth comments, and the fact that she is confident in who she is. I loved that she didn’t try to be someone she isn’t and really holds her own.

Harry is more complex than meets the eye and I loved getting bits and pieces as Faith pulls back his layers. I loved learning about his past and why he is the way he is. Faith has a way of opening his heart and I loved watching their relationship form.

Faith and Harry are the epitome of opposites attract and I loved them together from the moment they met to the moment they found their happily-ever-after. The epilogue is perfect and I loved getting a glimpse into their future!!

Overall, Thoroughly Whipped is a laugh-out-loud romance that brings on the heat and heart. It’s a different side to Tillie Cole and I really enjoyed it!

*ARC generously provided by the author and Ardent Prose PR*

 


Excerpt

“Holy shit,” Novah whispered, leaning into me. “Little boy blue blood is all grown up!”

I rolled my eyes. “You do realize he’s only a year older than you, right?” 

“I’ve only seen him in pictures, Faith. Unlike some, I haven’t been graced with the younger duke’s company before this moment. Let me bask in his mighty presence.”

“He’s not a duke yet. That happens when his old man kicks it and passes down the title. And nobody is graced with that dick’s presence. He’s arrogant and so rich it’s made him beyond stupid, and he walks with a permanent pole shoved up his ass. Il duko has no redeeming qualities whatsoever,” I snapped and folded my arms across my chest to exaggerate my point. 

The object of our musings hovered in the doorway to the conference room. He was conversing with Sally, our editor, and Henry Sinclair II, his father. Or, as his father was better known, King. Apparently, it was quite the amusing nickname among the British elite. Oh, how they must have chortled at the “cheeky” reference to their most famous royals. But to us, his American working-class worker bees, calling himself King Sinclair just made him sound like an entitled douchebag, too full of his own importance. 

“Well I, for one, wouldn’t mind delving into those khakis the duke trainee wears so well and deep fishing for said pole in his pert, tight posterior, if you know what I mean.”

I took hold of Novah’s arm and met her eyes with my most serious expression. “It’s irremovable, Novah. That pole is wedged in deep, like oil-rig deep. You’ll need a fucking crane to hoist it out. A crane, Novah.”

Novah waved her hand in front of her face. “Jeez, Faith. Even that image has my thighs clenching.” She whistled low. “I could never be that close to his peach of a tush. I’d end up biting his firm, toned, polo-playing cheek. I know I would. Or at least give it a swift lick. I’m better off keeping my distance so as to not be arrested.”

“You’re sick.” I smirked as she crossed her legs tightly. 

“I never claimed otherwise.”

“Right, minions!” Sally shouted, standing at the front of the room. The staff grew silent. Our editor clapped her hands with impressive speed. She forced a smile. It wasn’t a good look on her. She appeared constipated whenever she attempted “friendly.” Or as though she were battling a mild-to-medium case of hemorrhoids. 

“Today’s a big day here at Visage.” 

I held my breath, waiting for more, dread seeping into the very marrow of my bones. My skin itched in irritation seeing Henry “Harry” Sinclair III stepping out from behind his father. No, I prayed, hands lowering into a death grip on the arms of my chair. I looked up toward the heavens. God, I know we’re not always on the best of terms. I drink, cuss, and enjoy fornicating far too much for your liking, but please, please, please, do not say he is here for— 

“As you may have heard, Mr. King Sinclair is slowly taking a step back from the running of HCS Media Group and focusing solely on his British investments. He is still very much ‘in charge’ on the global stage, but he has decided to start delegating the US enterprises to his son, Henry Sinclair Junior.” 

I closed my eyes and felt Novah’s hand grip my thigh at this revelation. “So today I have the great pleasure to welcome Henry as the new CEO of Visage Magazine and the New York Journal and everything that falls under that impressive umbrella.” The people in the conference room broke out into somewhat enthusiastic applause, and I reluctantly opened my eyes. I’d hoped if I kept them closed, this would somehow turn out to be a bad dream. But as soon as I opened them, my gaze railroaded right into Henry’s or, as I liked to call him, the eternally entitled ball-sack. 

Fuck my life. What had we mere mortals done in the world to deserve three of these Henry Sinclair jerks on the planet? His father was an asswipe of the highest order, and I’d heard the grandfather, who’d created the empire, had been the worst kind of human being. His grandson had apparently followed suit. Henry didn’t smile at me. His nostrils flared and his lip curled up. I wasn’t sure if he was silently passing gas or exposing the fact that he disliked me as much as I disliked him. 

King Sinclair nudged his son from his malevolent reverie. Henry pulled his hands from his pockets, nodded curtly, and instantly became the leader I was sure he had been molded to be since birth. “Good morning, I’m Henry Sinclair, but please call me Harry. Only my teachers ever called me Henry.” He smirked a little at that. I blinked slowly in confusion. I had never seen him smile. This was a barely-there smile and, no matter how brief it was, it indicated Harry wasn’t always the dour bastard he appeared to be. 

“I know most of you have never met me, but I’ve been living between New York and England for the past few years and am extremely happy to be taking over here at the New York Journal and therefore, of course, Visage.” Visage was the in-house style magazine, which went out every Sunday along with the Journal’s other Sunday offerings. The in-house magazines of such prestigious newspapers had always been considered the ugly stepsisters in the world of newspaper publishing, but I loved it here. Always had…until, I feared, now.

 


About the Author

Tillie Cole hails from a small town in the North-East of England. She grew up on a farm with her English mother, Scottish father and older sister and a multitude of rescue animals. As soon as she could, Tillie left her rural roots for the bright lights of the big city.

After graduating from Newcastle University with a BA Hons in Religious Studies, Tillie followed her Professional Rugby player husband around the world for a decade, becoming a teacher in between and thoroughly enjoyed teaching High School students Social Studies before putting pen to paper, and finishing her first novel.

Tillie has now settled in Austin, Texas, where she is finally able to sit down and write, throwing herself into fantasy worlds and the fabulous minds of her characters.

Tillie is both an independent and traditionally published author, and writes many genres including: Contemporary Romance, Dark Romance, Young Adult and New Adult novels.

When she is not writing, Tillie enjoys nothing more than curling up on her couch watching movies, drinking far too much coffee, while convincing herself that she really doesn’t need that extra square of chocolate.

 

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